one day I was wandering through the vast grazing pastures of the network, when to my surprise came across a nettle. It was a store that offered many virtues. Magic. At first I was tempted to buy a spell to enlarge my penis, but browsing through the comments, did not find any that specify "one inch". So instinctively, I pulled back.
I am shocked that someone has the courage (and balls) required to sell on ebay something so 'Intangible' as a magic spell. I say 'intangible' or non-existent. I, in my limited capacity of perception, as punishment for the human condition, I can understand if someone buys HOPE, without anything to hold on to, and offer a cure for cancer, eternal happiness or simple solution to that annoying back pain. I can even understand that a person with little education creates a mystical hologram improve your balance ... OK, but ... do not really know how to say. A person to pay for a spell penis enlargement, enlargement of the breasts or buttocks shiny ... or a spell "vampire sinuously naughty ", I admit I'm speechless. Without further ado I will quote the description at the foot of the latter 'product':
Hungarian Gypsy Witch
Vampire Collection Spell
Wickedly Naughty Vampire Spell
CAST FOR YOU
BY
HUNGARIAN GYPSY WITCH
This spell is to bring sex pure and simple.
Brings wild sex that you have fantasized about but never experienced before.
Achieve the highest reaches of sexual fulfillment.
If you want this spell SINGLE CAST, order the quantity of 1.
If you want this spell DOUBLE CAST, order the quantity of 2.
If you want this TRIPLE CAST SPELL, order the quantity of 3
Multiple make a spell casting More Powerful.
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"Hungarian Gypsy Witch
Spell 'vampires Collection'
sinuously Naughty Vampire Spell
conjured for you
For
Hungarian Gypsy Witch
This spell is to bring pure and simple sex.
Bring the wild sex that you fancied but you've never experienced before.
Achieving the highest levels of sexual satisfaction.
[And now my favorite part, the need the money.]
If you want a conspiracy, charge the amount of 1.
If you want two spells, charge the amount of 2.
If you want three spells, charge the amount of 3.
multiple Conjurations make the spell more powerful.
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It has become clear that mathematics does not fail in the world of magic, and much less on the money.
But what balls María Eugenia yours!
The next step is to take a look at the votes taken by the buyers.
Ahem .... 2779 votes. It is a staggering figure, and even more surprising is the finding of only 6 votes neutral and one negative.
I can only think that I'm missing something, or that I spent with caffeine, but unfortunately not.
Now let's do some math.
Suppose that the average price, eyeing their products is $ 9.
$ 9 x 2779 = $ 25,011
Is not is not bad The bonus? I like to think that it is not true, and that within ten minutes I'll wake up sweaty in my bed, only relief that has been a nightmare, or that most of these transactions are false, to give credibility to your marketing strategy ...
Incised, lest you head explode.
inaugurate the blog "Quantum Terror" in order to report these types of scams and deceptions bleeding to our readers.
As friends of the blogosphere do their efforts to fight tooth and nail pseudoscience, Sergio, JG López, and I (I. Guerrero) have decided to join the eternal battle with the sole aim of trying to save someone from the sharp claws of magufos. Our only reward is the satisfaction of achieving that goal.
suppose in future we will go knowing, that limp foot each. I present myself as a computer failure and a bad writer future, which some unscrupulous, dramatizes too ... All lies!
I have no scientific training, but a skeptical mindset. By taking advantage of the tools that are available to go pulling any odd Tower of Babel. Everyone who creates what he wants.
And back to our Quantum Terror today!
leave here , hand the direction of the amazing online store where you send a vampire horny (which you can get other enchant the chest with extra), but high! Do not forget to order also a penis enlargement, lest they be left unsatisfied.
My best regards.
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